Saturday, July 2, 2011

Twitter made me think

On Twitter today, an agent asked "What would you like to tell an agent?"  That got me thinking.  There's so many things I'd like to tell/ask an agent that I'm just going to get some of them out here.

First off, I love when agents give me a "yes" or "no."  I hate being left hanging for months on end.  I'd much rather know it's a "no" than wonder if I might, possibly, get to yes.  At least, after a month or so.  (I can take the wondering for a while.)  If it's too difficult to respond to everyone, which I get is quite likely, at least have an auto-responder that let's me know that my query got to your inbox.  I'm always wondering if I got filtered like spam.  If I got an auto-response, I know I'm in the cue, and if I don't hear anything in eight weeks, I'm almost certain it's a no.  And that closure does wonders.

I also like it when an agent's website clearly delineates what he or she is interested in.  It also helps if it says that the agent has a "no response= no" policy (see above paragraph).  Plus, it's fun to read what the agent represents, what he or she is working on, and what he or she is reading for fun.  Websites are such a great resource for writers, and I love it when an agent has a good one.

What I'd like to know:  How cool is it to read books for a living?  I can only imagine how fun it would be.  Granted, you have to get through a lot of slush to get to the gems, but finding those gems must be such a rush.  If I lived in NYC, I think I'd be looking at a change in occupation.  It sounds like hard work, but fun work for someone who loves books.

How do you pick what you read?  I'm sure that there are times when the query and the book perfectly align, but that can't be common, either.  I hope my query accurately represents my manuscript, but I wonder if other writers even care, or if it's a "get my book read at any cost" game.  I don't like playing games, and I'd bet most agents don't, either.  It must be difficult.

On that note, I'd like to thank the agents for all the hard work that they do.  Wading through slush can't be fun all the time.  Dealing with editors can't be fun all the time.  And dealing with writers who don't know how to take "no" can't be fun, either.  So, thank you, agents.

Now, please sign me!

1 comment:

  1. I agree about trying to write an accurate query letter. I want my manuscript to earn a reading, but I don't want the agent to get false expectations and be disappointed either.